Charles Darwin

Charles Darwin is an English scientist known for discoveries and confirming the theory of evolution.

In The Movie, Charles Darwin is on his ship, The Beagle, writing in his diary feeling depressed for being alone, after that Darwin gets captured by the pirates. This leads Charles Darwin to spot Polly the dodo, which he will plan to steal her to impress the scientists in 'Scientist of the Year' awards so he could get a girlfriend. So, he tricks The Pirate Captain that in exchange that if the captain goes to the science show in London to present Polly, then he in turn will be rich and famous and winning the 'Pirate of the Year' awards. Pirate with a Scarf, the First Mate , saw this as a threat to his captain and the pirate crew as London is a place where all pirates get executed but Charles went on to encourage Pirate Captain anyways, which makes the First Mate to feel very suspicious about him.

It is revealed Charles Darwin stole Polly so he could present it to Queen Victoria because he is "hopelessly smitten with her", therefore making him a certified simp.

"I thought if I could get her the dodo, then she might like me..."

Later on, Charles got coins by Queen Victoria in various ways like throwing him down the garbage chute like the trash he is, and also getting knocked the living daylights out of him with a frying pan, obviously showing Queen Victoria did not like him back and rather find him annoying asf as her main goal was only Polly. At some point, Charles Darwin seems to finally understand her selfish actions and what they meant, so he lets Queen Victoria fall and get squashed by giant barrels of vinegar. At the end of the credits, Charles is sent to Galapagos to discover many animals including the Galapagos tortoise. As Darwin continues his search, he soon stumbles upon a bar with female Hawaiian hula hula dancers, whom he tries to impress with a bouquet of flowers, still trying his luck to get a girlfriend.

Me personally? I think he’s the most attractive piece of cheek I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ve spent the past hour and a half looking for as many images of him as I can because I’m so obsessed with his wimpy pathetic little face. I’ve never been so in need of a man in my life. He just gets absolutely no play at all and it makes me so feral. I think there’s something incredibly wrong with me, especially considering he’s a historical figure, but I need him. The fact that he’s voiced by David Tennant may also contribute to the sexiness.

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Day 2 of Darwin Diaries. I've been thinking a lot about who I am as a person lately, and whether or not this attraction has roots into something bigger than I can fathom. I wouldn't say I'm a bad person and I don't think loving Charles makes me a bad person, but I can't help but wonder what all of this means. This happens all the time. I'm always falling further into this pit I don't know how to get out of. I'm running from myself all the time and I run from everyone around me because I'm afraid to diaappoint. I suppose someone who has had nothing would be more inclined to love me. Maybe I just want to be loved. I don't mean to be like this. I want to be happy. Oh yeah also I had this sick ass idea the other day about a fanfiction in which Charles meets me the coolest bitch in the worldf and he wants her os bad and she's like me basicslly, and he wants me so bad i mean her. He wants her so bad. And like she's like COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!!! and she's from the future an dhe's like what???? and she's liek TAKE OFF OYUR CLOTHES! AND THEN RHEY DO FREAKY STUFF. IT'S SICK

Week 2, going slightly insane now. What do I do without Charles Darwin content? Right now I’m watching the same clips over and over again. I’m happy. But I won’t be happy for long. I think the next course of action is to make a shrine. I think I’m going to make a shrine. Does anybody know how to add images on this website because I’d really like to show everyone what I make when I finally do it! Also, here’s a freestyle rap about my love for Charles:

Oh Queen, ur my queen, even tho u love the queen, ur my queennnnnnnn (beat drop) CHARLES DARWIN OHHHHHH OH OH OH DARWIN DOOOOOOOOON’T LEAVE ME GIRL UR MY QUEEN (bridge) it was neva suppose to end like this (beat drop 2) OH OH OH OH CHARLES OH OH OH OH YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED ZOOTOPIA! The end

Right okay so I've gone on ChatGPT and asked it to write about me and Charles. Here's what it came up with. It named me Amelia for some reason

Voyage of Love: Charles Darwin and the Girl from Tomorrow

In the bustling port town of Blood Island, Charles Darwin found himself on yet another adventurous journey aboard the Beagle. However, this voyage was unlike any other, for it would lead him not only to the distant corners of the Earth but also to the depths of his own heart. As the ship set sail, Darwin, with his keen intellect and insatiable curiosity, was engrossed in his studies of the natural world. Little did he know that fate had a surprise in store for him—a chance encounter that would alter the course of his life forever. One starry night, amidst the vast expanse of the ocean, the Beagle encountered a peculiar phenomenon—a shimmering portal that seemed to defy all logic. Intrigued, Darwin and his crew investigated, only to discover a time rift, a doorway to another era. Stepping through the rift, Darwin found himself transported to a world unlike anything he had ever seen—a world of towering skyscrapers, flying vehicles, and advanced technology. He had stumbled upon the future. Lost in this strange new world, Darwin encountered a girl unlike any he had ever met. She was bold, independent, and radiated a confidence that both intrigued and captivated him. Their eyes met, and in that moment, Darwin felt a connection unlike any he had experienced before. The girl, whose name was Amelia, took Darwin under her wing, guiding him through the wonders of the future. As they explored together, Darwin found himself falling deeply in love, not just with Amelia, but with the boundless possibilities of this brave new world. Despite their differences in time and background, Darwin and Amelia discovered a shared passion for discovery and exploration. They spent endless hours discussing science, philosophy, and the mysteries of the universe, each conversation bringing them closer together. But their newfound happiness was not without its challenges. As Darwin grappled with the dilemma of choosing between his old life and this new love, Amelia faced her own struggles with the responsibilities of her time. In the end, however, love prevailed. Darwin and Amelia realized that their connection transcended the boundaries of time and space, and they vowed to cherish each moment they had together, however fleeting it may be. And so, as the rift began to close, Darwin made a choice—to stay by Amelia's side, to embark on a new journey of love and discovery, wherever it may lead. As the Beagle sailed away from the future and back into the pages of history, Darwin knew that he had found not only a soulmate but a kindred spirit—a partner in life and in love, with whom he would share all the adventures that lay ahead.

Pretty fucking sick if you ask me.

The Comfort of David Tennant being Charles Darwin's Voice Actor

Dave gently handling Charles

It makes me so happy that David Tennant is Charle's VA. Like bro. Let me tell a little story here. I dunno about you but I feel like David Tennant is the best guy to probably ever live, and I also really love Charles so imagine my absolute fucking SHOCK and AWE when I saw THIS FUCKING IMAGE when I looked up Charles Darwin on my safari page.

Look at him. Look at that fucking guy. This man of God is holding Charles and just fuckin talking about him and it's like sick dude.

I have a mug with David's face on it and I drink out of it as much as I can. I love drinking out of David Tennant. Perhaps one day I will own a Charles mug...

The Charles Darwin Fangirl Goes Dark

Everybodg's really curious as to who I am. Which I think is warranted because I'm a little scared of myself sometimes. I think I'll be mortified if my stuff is ever found on here because the line between ironic and unironic is starting to blur. I mean i always loved charles even when the movie first came out but the truth is I was just looking through david tennant's stuff and the roles he plyed and i saw charles darwin, and I was like... I LOVE THAT GUY! then i forced my friends to rewatch the movie and i thought holy shit he has always been that mighty sexy man i know and lovw. the other day i was on call with the lads and this dude got on and was like 'can I play tic tac toe on his forehead' and I went dark. It was a very sad time for me. I left and cried and a couple people texted me to come back, and I cam eback on call to defend myself anf this other guy goes 'out of all of us (at least 11 of us on the call by the fucking by) you objectively have the worst taste in men'. first of all mate don't use objectively around me unless you want me to twist that skinny finger ur holding up to the sun. Don't thingk I fucking won't,. Second of all, I CONTINUED to get ganged up on because another [erson was like 'he's literally so ugly, he looks like he gets no bitches' and i screamed THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE APPEAL!!!!!!!!!!! SURELY I CAN BE UNDERSTOOD? SURELY SOMEBODY OUT THERE UNDERSTANDS? AM I THAT FUCKING INSANE? WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF?

Charles Darwin And Buzz Lightyear's Love Story

I really think Charles Darwin would get along with Buzz Lightyear. Honestly I feel like they just have a chemistry that no other ship has. Like dude, space ranger looking around planet, boom, meets a scientist who's all about the planet. It's a journey of discovery for Buzz that nobody else could give him. Charles just has all this knowledge to give and he would treat Buzz right. They ain't stoppin till infinity and beyond.

Month 3 Of Loving Charles: It Doesn't Get Easier

It's eben so long, id ont know what to do, please help me. im so sad and so scared and im in my modern history class rn. charles is in my being. he's the tea i drink in my broken mug. He's the dinner i have every day. he is routine. He is everything and nothing and the feeling of the sun gently kissing my skin.

Know therefore that the DARWIN your Charles is Charles; he is the faithful Charles, keeping his covenant of love to a thousand generations of those who love him and keep his commandments.

Don't trust anybody not even your favourite ASMR channels because they will stab you in the fuckign back and not make the ASMRs you want them to even if you did everything for them and donated blood to them when they had a UTI. LIke I'm sorry that your religion is more important to you but I can't sit around all day with my Charles shrine and just myself as company. I wanted a friend I wanted a real fucmjing friend but< I guess not! I guess I'm destined to be like this forever! I RAN OUT OF MEDS

Should I Make a Charles cult???????????????

what do u guys think?

Be Not Afraid

its all i can think about now id ont know what to do

Here's I love charles in a bunch of different languages, see which oens you can pick out and identidy for yourself.

Amo a Carlos, Ek is lief vir Charles, Aloha au iā Charles, Saya Suka Charles, Adoro Carlo, Sta diventando un problema Charles, Det är något tungt som tittar på mig och lever i min hjärna och mitt hjärta Charles, P kvu'a lclu ruvd ovd av opkl myvt opt huftvyl. Dohalcly pz ilpun kvul av tl pz ilpun kvul hnhpuza tf dpss. Pa zahyalk hz h qvrl, iba aolu tf khk dlua tpzzpun huk P jvbsku'a lclu il zhk. P ohk aopz cvpjl pu tf olhk aoha dhz alsspun tl av thrl aol zoypul, thrl aol zoypul, rllw wvzapun. P rlwa vmm mvy h tvuao vy adv iljhbzl P aovbnoa pa tpnoa thrl tl ilaaly. Pa kpku'a. P svvr pu aol tpyyvy huk P mlls sprl zvtlaopun'z aolyl. P mlls sprl pa'z uva tl. P kvu'a mlls sprl tl huftvyl, huk aopz wlyzvu P aovbnoa dhz tf mypluk pzu'a olswpun. P't ilpun avsk av dvyzopw zvtlaopun lszl luapylsf. Pa'z uva lclu h ayll, P kvu'a buklyzahuk. Aolf aovbnoa P'k buklyzahuk iba P kvu'a ruvd doha'z ohwwlupun. P dhuuh il uvyths hnhpu P't zjhylk.

Some new things im doing to keep my lfie normal

i edited the photo because the original picture has a searing pain that hurts anybody who sees it, im doing this for you giuys because im svared.

a secret page inside

what does it mean?

I was at JB lookign for some things to keep me oit of this rut thhat im in right now, not a lot really woirks anymore. but i did find something sorta interesting there was a cool new CD in the CD section and i kknow this movie cos ive seen this one beforee with the trolls and that, i didnt think iwas gonna buy iut but then i like opened it and there were some straneg things inside. i had to vbuy it after that

i put the images on trhe side there, like i said the photos are edited because anybody i shhowed the actual images to would suddenlt tell me they had a splittign headache, i ddint want to do that to you all so i just made it easier to look at. Something about that one in the middle

Something about that one int he middle

Who is he?

Who is the one in the middle?

What am I chosenfor? What does it mean?

I'm starting to understand

I've been seeing scary things the more i go out every day and do things. i feel like there is somebody following me. i do double takes now and when im crossing the road i look both ways four times just in case he's there.

I'm honestly happy to be chosen, whatever this means, i dont care. maybe something in this wretched world finally cares about me. is it so wrong to want to be doted on? to be followed? to be chased? whoever you are WHY Dont you come find me?

1. A good thing about this is that even if its all in my head i know that i was special for this, for finding the messages
2. I keep stepping on twigs and wanting to curl up into a ball and cry my eyes out
3. maybe it

What if its's Charles? What if it's charles? coming to me like my story of the girl from the future? Was it the other way arouund the whole time? was I always the one in the past? Is CHarles the girl from tomorrow?

i have to find out

He came to me in a dream, my guardian angel

I know now

everybdop

HE FOUND ME IN A DARK PLACE SHIVERING FROM THE COLD HE HELD HIS HAND OUT AND TOLD ME I WAS PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT

TRANCE

DIAMONDS

ME

ESCAPE

IT

it's all over now

bae

the

narrator

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